Drunk Condors

The Incans used to throw dead llamas into ravines. Condors would smell the meat and eat until they were so fat that they could not flap their wings. They would have to walk up to the top of a cliff in order to catch the wind, but on the way the Incans would capture them for a Condor fiesta!!

During the fiesta, they would put flowers on the condor´s head, give it alcohol to drink, and pachanga, pachanga, pachanga.

Then chau, the fiesta was over and the poor bird would have to hobble around drunk, then with a hangover, until finally it could regain its normal condorness, forever wondering what in pacha mama´s name happened to them.